View Pit Stop page for race #169 by bananabonger — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 99.56 wpm (48.69 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | December 2, 2019 4:36:27am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 2, 2019 4:37:16am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. styrofoam (144.99 wpm) 3. whimsicalwill (88.36 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 119.48 |
| Text | #3641419 (Length: 404 characters) Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay... |