Francesco (billyboe)

Race #1681

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Official speed 85.89 wpm (52.39 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 18, 2020 4:58:16pm UTC
Race Finish May 18, 2020 4:59:08pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. hr47 (79.13 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 105.93
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.