why tf premium members so fast (thebluecrab)

Race #1661

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Official speed 114.07 wpm (46.18 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 25, 2019 8:59:27pm UTC
Race Finish April 25, 2019 9:00:13pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 152.09
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.