View Pit Stop page for race #16487 by mattbierwirth — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 114.52 wpm (36.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 9, 2018 6:31:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 9, 2018 6:32:28pm UTC |
| Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
| Opponents |
3. iifading (88.56 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 98.0% |
| Points | 118.33 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |