Racer King (liquana)

Race #164

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Official speed 53.45 wpm (84.19 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 16, 2018 2:53:19pm UTC
Race Finish October 16, 2018 2:54:43pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. turtlerocker (75.42 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 65.92
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.