View Pit Stop page for race #1639 by elonmuskett — Ghost race
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Official speed | 74.85 wpm (56.27 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | March 5, 2023 2:29:44am UTC |
Race Finish | March 5, 2023 2:30:40am UTC |
Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
Opponents |
1. stretch_flex (81.92 wpm) 2. mwormley (81.48 wpm) 3. stervel (80.46 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 77.35 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |