Laggy (thefitfatass)

Race #16380

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Official speed 114.59 wpm (42.31 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 8, 2019 12:55:43pm UTC
Race Finish March 8, 2019 12:56:25pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. tanami (106.25 wpm)
3. mausloch (96.07 wpm)
4. badadc (78.05 wpm)
Accuracy 100.0%
Points 137.51
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...