Ethan (user1567)

Race #163

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Official speed 90.41 wpm (53.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 29, 2019 3:38:04am UTC
Race Finish July 29, 2019 3:38:58am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. johnsonjkls (83.57 wpm)
3. nmessick (76.01 wpm)
4. flamefrost (75.17 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 108.49
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...