bob (bobsack123)

Race #1616

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Official speed 67.19 wpm (66.97 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 11, 2020 10:27:22am UTC
Race Finish September 11, 2020 10:28:29am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. orderadchaos (80.71 wpm)
2. obscureseafood (72.32 wpm)
3. captain_bedpan (69.14 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 82.86
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.