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Race #16039

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Official speed 112.29 wpm (41.89 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 8, 2021 4:50:17pm UTC
Race Finish September 8, 2021 4:50:59pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. u_r_n00b (128.89 wpm)
4. boat1monkey (89.64 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 131.00
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