View Pit Stop page for race #157 by dunkerschnoodle — Ghost race
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Official speed | 114.55 wpm (36.77 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 29, 2017 6:20:21am UTC |
Race Finish | September 29, 2017 6:20:57am UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Opponents |
3. justiceex (89.76 wpm) |
Accuracy | 99.0% |
Points | 118.37 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |