View Pit Stop page for race #154 by beef_minister — Ghost race
View profile for Beef (beef_minister)
Official speed | 75.73 wpm (58.79 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | September 2, 2018 11:36:51pm UTC |
Race Finish | September 2, 2018 11:37:50pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
Opponents |
4. fest_tyiper (54.20 wpm) |
Accuracy | 96.0% |
Points | 89.61 |
Text | #3100084 (Length: 371 characters) I was stealing saltshakers again. Ten, sometimes twelve a night, shoving them in my pockets, hiding them up my sleeves, smuggling them out of bars and diners and anywhere else I could find them. In the morning, wherever I woke up, I was always covered in salt. I was cured meat. I had become beef jerky. Even as a small, small child, I knew it would one day come to this. |