Hank (shwirv)

Race #1519

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Official speed 110.90 wpm (43.72 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 22, 2018 12:59:24am UTC
Race Finish January 22, 2018 1:00:08am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 4)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 133.08
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...