View Pit Stop page for race #150 by whoppy — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 90.48 wpm (80.64 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | August 28, 2023 11:50:22am UTC |
| Race Finish | August 28, 2023 11:51:43am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 5) |
| Opponents |
1. puffingprie (99.16 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 152.30 |
| Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |