Jessada (dekdekbaloo)

Race #146

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Official speed 62.86 wpm (71.59 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 10, 2018 4:30:45pm UTC
Race Finish May 10, 2018 4:31:56pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 4)
Opponents 3. argyrwnt (63.42 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 77.53
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.