Fusco (awwwcrap)

Race #146

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Official speed 70.44 wpm (69.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start July 11, 2018 10:09:00pm UTC
Race Finish July 11, 2018 10:10:10pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 3)
Opponents 1. drdynamic (93.56 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 86.87
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.