Whatshisname (whatshisname)

Race #14327

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Official speed 61.76 wpm (72.86 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start October 10, 2018 3:25:13am UTC
Race Finish October 10, 2018 3:26:26am UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 3. rinselmann (64.79 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 76.18
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.