View Pit Stop page for race #14145 by d3f1n3d — Ghost race
View profile for Matthew (d3f1n3d)
Official speed | 100.87 wpm (68.52 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 22, 2020 11:43:53pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 22, 2020 11:45:02pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 97.0% |
Points | 208.47 |
Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |