Zann (buttocksenpai)

Race #1407

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Official speed 65.02 wpm (74.56 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 6, 2020 7:55:18am UTC
Race Finish February 6, 2020 7:56:32am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 78.02
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...