DukeOrso (grim_rimmer)

Race #1403

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Official speed 72.79 wpm (51.44 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start April 22, 2023 12:43:10pm UTC
Race Finish April 22, 2023 12:44:01pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. metalwihen (81.52 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 71.58
Text #3550172 (Length: 312 characters)

Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.