View Pit Stop page for race #139570 by atthetop — Ghost race
View profile for Shoemaker-Levy 9 (atthetop)
| Official speed | 114.59 wpm (89.75 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | August 30, 2025 12:19:00pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 30, 2025 12:20:30pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 318.93 |
| Text | #3550771 (Length: 857 characters) Jane: Are you my love? The one I've waited all my life for? John: Yes, yes my darlin'. Hey! Don't touch my hair! Jane: I don't give a damn about your hair, lover boy. You don't know how long I've waited for someone like you. I have to know everything about you. John: Well I graduated summa cum laude from USC in Business. I work for Schliemann-Schliemann's abroker. I drive a black Beamer, own a condo in NCO, and make over $200,000 dollars a year. Hey I got a quarter-million dollars in the bank. I just got a hair implant, you like it? I vacation in con every summer. You think I need a nose job? I date at least one new woman a month. Guess what? You are miss July. Jane: Oh god I thought you were different because you rode a motorcycle. John: It's not mine, I was just sitting on it. Jane: You can take your damn nose job and shove it. John: UAGGHH!!! |