View Pit Stop page for race #139416 by oneguardsam — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 75.96 wpm (83.10 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 7, 2020 6:41:53am UTC |
| Race Finish | July 7, 2020 6:43:16am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. winter_tree (90.42 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 111.41 |
| Text | #3550709 (Length: 526 characters) Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. Fr'instance... How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' number designed by me... Built by me... and you'd best hope... not pointed at you. |