彡 ᴏᴏʏᴏᴏ 彡 (ooyoo)

Race #138

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Official speed 48.23 wpm (124.16 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 7, 2017 8:59:50am UTC
Race Finish September 7, 2017 9:01:54am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 2. drunkpleb (59.15 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 74.75
Text #3811087 (Length: 499 characters)

Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.