Flaccidbone (flaccidbone)

Race #1352

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Official speed 83.76 wpm (34.67 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 20, 2019 1:27:44am UTC
Race Finish January 20, 2019 1:28:18am UTC
Outcome No win (5 of 5)
Opponents 3. laserelite (94.22 wpm)
4. ssj24 (86.65 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 65.61
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I don't even like kids. They're always sticky like they've got jam on their hands. Even if there's no jam in the house, somehow, they've always got jam on their hands! I'm not the right guy to deal with that. I have no patience for jam hands!