Andrew (alzhu)

Race #1351

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Official speed 93.92 wpm (51.62 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 4, 2019 6:35:23pm UTC
Race Finish November 4, 2019 6:36:14pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 3. lavedon (89.21 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 112.70
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...