View Pit Stop page for race #135 by hell_kicker_08 — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 56.34 wpm (74.76 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | December 19, 2020 11:47:05am UTC |
| Race Finish | December 19, 2020 11:48:20am UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 58.22 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |