pl (dirtygoldfish)

Race #1345

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Official speed 86.95 wpm (68.87 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 4, 2019 12:02:31am UTC
Race Finish March 4, 2019 12:03:40am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 1. jessegarcia (134.28 wpm)
4. cptnarwhalrus (86.58 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 134.77
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in '80s movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from "Sixteen Candles" waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an '80s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. But no, no, John Hughes did not direct my life.