View Pit Stop page for race #1323 by superomego — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 87.09 wpm (83.78 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | May 30, 2025 4:45:45pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 30, 2025 4:47:09pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 3) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 146.60 |
| Text | #5390150 (Length: 608 characters) I was crying pointlessly on the kitchen floor. As was common practice during bouts of floor-crying, I was staring straight ahead at nothing in particular and feeling sort of weird about myself. Then, through the film of tears and nothingness, I spotted a tiny shriveled piece of corn under the refrigerator. I don't claim to know why this happened, but when I saw the piece of corn, something snapped inside me, and then that thing twisted through a few permutations of logic that I don't understand, and produced the most confusing bout of uncontrollable, debilitating laughter that I have ever experienced. |