Rob (pitzthistlewits)

Race #131

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Official speed 112.43 wpm (43.65 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 25, 2017 5:33:34am UTC
Race Finish November 25, 2017 5:34:18am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 3. justaveragetyper (82.90 wpm)
4. kasistores (82.34 wpm)
Accuracy 99.0%
Points 138.66
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.