Colin (modernbonsai)

Race #1287

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Official speed 60.82 wpm (77.15 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 14, 2020 8:02:53am UTC
Race Finish December 14, 2020 8:04:10am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Opponents 1. the_sesquipedalienist (71.13 wpm)
2. jorar91 (69.50 wpm)
Accuracy 96.0%
Points 71.98
Text #3550518 (Length: 391 characters)

There are five stages to grief, which are denial, anger, bargaining, depression, and acceptance. And right now, out there, they're all denying the fact that they're sad. And that's hard. And it's making them all angry. And it is my job to try to get them all the way through to acceptance. And if not acceptance, then just depression. If I can get them depressed, then I'll have done my job.