Kyle (kylegonzales_)

Race #1281

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Official speed 55.09 wpm (81.68 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 14, 2020 7:09:02am UTC
Race Finish November 14, 2020 7:10:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 2)
Accuracy 92.0%
Points 67.95
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.