View Pit Stop page for race #1278 by gerk — Ghost race
View profile for Karsten (gerk)
| Official speed | 67.30 wpm (66.86 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 11, 2018 4:16:20pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 11, 2018 4:17:27pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. brokencog (84.33 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 97.0% |
| Points | 83.00 |
| Text | #3640517 (Length: 375 characters) The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school. |