View Pit Stop page for race #1276 by iotku — Ghost race
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Official speed | 94.19 wpm (44.72 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | October 27, 2014 11:30:35pm UTC |
Race Finish | October 27, 2014 11:31:20pm UTC |
Outcome | No win (2 of 4) |
Opponents |
3. johnsusername (84.98 wpm) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |