View Pit Stop page for race #126 by colemak_emissary — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 67.30 wpm (62.59 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | July 15, 2023 8:04:51pm UTC |
| Race Finish | July 15, 2023 8:05:53pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (3 of 4) |
| Opponents |
1. buck306 (82.82 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 96.0% |
| Points | 69.54 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |