Joel (joe103)

Race #125

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Official speed 46.20 wpm (81.04 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 20, 2022 5:37:02am UTC
Race Finish November 20, 2022 5:38:23am UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 45.43
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Like I said, my uncle used to drive his truck and drink Old Milwaukee. And, you know, insurance don't want to pay for accidents when you're drunk, so he came up with this plan. Every crack-up, he'd drive his truck to some deserted spot till he sobered up, fake a new accident to cover the damage he did drinking.