jepeh (gore_juic3)

Race #1247

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Official speed 64.74 wpm (69.51 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start September 30, 2017 2:09:28pm UTC
Race Finish September 30, 2017 2:10:38pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 79.85
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.