Alexander (flaxplaxtypes)

Race #124

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Official speed 45.34 wpm (108.25 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 18, 2020 8:00:09am UTC
Race Finish August 18, 2020 8:01:57am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. grey_ (47.58 wpm)
Accuracy 93.0%
Points 55.92
Text #3100099 (Length: 409 characters)

As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.