View Pit Stop page for race #12 by masturbateman — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 53.65 wpm (70.90 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | May 23, 2023 10:42:42pm UTC |
| Race Finish | May 23, 2023 10:43:53pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (4 of 5) |
| Opponents |
2. degagespoon9280 (62.83 wpm) |
| Accuracy | 93.0% |
| Points | 49.18 |
| Text | #166 (Length: 317 characters) So my heart goes out to them. Figuratively. I would never actually entrust my heart to scientists - they'd probably implant it in a baboon. And a baboon with my heart would be practically unstoppable. Baboon strength and agility combined with my determination and media savvy? It would be a threat to all of humanity. |