T_0nio (t_onio)

Race #1198

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Official speed 109.52 wpm (41.09 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start November 4, 2020 6:18:03pm UTC
Race Finish November 4, 2020 6:18:44pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. kekwomegalul (119.14 wpm)
4. it_was_lag (79.07 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 135.07
Text #3640517 (Length: 375 characters)

The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.