Tung (tungarsenal97)

Race #1191

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Official speed 65.38 wpm (68.83 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start August 11, 2019 2:05:12pm UTC
Race Finish August 11, 2019 2:06:21pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. wabdeali (68.34 wpm)
4. zeropatience (60.22 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 80.63
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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom, I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you to go for a phony fever, but if you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office. You fake a stomach cramp, when you're bent over wailing, you lick your palms. It's childish and stupid, but then, so is high school.