Connor (dumb_intern)

Race #119

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Official speed 74.75 wpm (65.66 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start March 28, 2021 4:52:09pm UTC
Race Finish March 28, 2021 4:53:15pm UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 5)
Opponents 2. hauskaz (78.94 wpm)
5. kotaro_qwerty (63.82 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 92.20
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As a manager you will also be able to control gravity. Sir Isaac Newton showed that dense objects, such as managers, have more gravity. Your office will become a black hole into which all employee input will be lost forever. No matter how many times your employees give you something - diskettes, documents, whatever - you can claim you never got it. Best of all, it's not your fault; it's the law of gravity.