View Pit Stop page for race #115 by yetipants — Ghost race
View profile for Jørgen (yetipants)
| Official speed | 80.86 wpm (52.09 seconds elapsed during race) |
|---|---|
| Race Start | January 13, 2016 3:18:55pm UTC |
| Race Finish | January 13, 2016 3:19:47pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 5) |
| Accuracy | 86.0% |
| Points | 0.00 |
| Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |