oneguardsam (oneguardsam)

Race #113738

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Official speed 76.83 wpm (68.57 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start June 16, 2019 4:01:29am UTC
Race Finish June 16, 2019 4:02:38am UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 5)
Opponents 2. cynibro (67.75 wpm)
3. natchy14 (60.98 wpm)
Accuracy 98.0%
Points 102.43
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Your cat is suffering from what we vets haven't found a word for. His condition is typified by total physical inertia, absence of interest in its ambience - what we vets call environment - failure to respond to the conventional external stimuli - a ball of string, a nice juicy mouse, a bird. To be blunt, your cat is in a rut. It's the old stockbroker syndrome, the suburban fin de siecle ennui, angst, Weltschmerz, call it what you will.