OMG! CHEATERS EVERYWHERE! (i_hack_cheaters)

Race #1136

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Official speed 95.73 wpm (36.60 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 8, 2012 5:42:02pm UTC
Race Finish May 8, 2012 5:42:39pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 3)
Opponents 2. parkourman (95.55 wpm)
3. jplow (77.98 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 0.00
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In order to become an elf I filled out ten pages' worth of forms, took a multiple choice personality test, underwent two interviews and a drug test. The first interview was general, designed to eliminate obvious sociopaths. During the second interview we were asked why we wanted to be elves.