Flaccidbone (flaccidbone)

Race #1126

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Official speed 80.12 wpm (47.33 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start January 9, 2019 9:29:25am UTC
Race Finish January 9, 2019 9:30:12am UTC
Outcome No win (3 of 4)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 81.46
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If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.