WolfTipper (wolftipper)

Race #112

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Official speed 87.13 wpm (55.64 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start December 19, 2019 6:13:56pm UTC
Race Finish December 19, 2019 6:14:52pm UTC
Outcome No win (2 of 5)
Opponents 1. mahkuh (103.84 wpm)
Accuracy 95.0%
Points 104.55
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...