RIP Byron (charlielawl)

Race #1118

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Official speed 126.07 wpm (33.41 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start February 3, 2013 7:48:53pm UTC
Race Finish February 3, 2013 7:49:26pm UTC
Outcome Win (1 of 2)
Opponents 2. onemoredaytorevolution (114.82 wpm)
Accuracy 88.0%
Points 0.00
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Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas.