View Pit Stop page for race #1115 by themessiah46 — Ghost race
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Official speed | 90.35 wpm (46.62 seconds elapsed during race) |
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Race Start | November 28, 2016 6:02:23pm UTC |
Race Finish | November 28, 2016 6:03:10pm UTC |
Outcome | Win (1 of 5) |
Accuracy | 98.0% |
Points | 0.00 |
Text | #392 (Length: 351 characters) Jay made up for the lack of glamour in his assignment by having a romance with a local miller's daughter, which he initiated by letting air out of her bicycle tires. He also earned himself a promotion to lieutenant on the strength of his commonsense suggestion that the army could save lots of cargo space by deboning beef before shipping it overseas. |