View Pit Stop page for race #11039 by tesseractbeyond — Ghost race
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| Official speed | 122.95 wpm (56.22 seconds elapsed during race) |
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| Race Start | August 9, 2023 4:39:37pm UTC |
| Race Finish | August 9, 2023 4:40:33pm UTC |
| Outcome | No win (2 of 2) |
| Accuracy | 99.0% |
| Points | 254.10 |
| Text | #4350630 (Length: 576 characters) I enjoy having breakfast in bed, I like waking up to the smell of bacon, sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman Grill, then I go to sleep. When I wake up I plug in the grill, I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me, it's the perfect way to start the day. Today I got up, I stepped onto the grill and it clamped down on my foot... that's it. I don't see what's so hard to believe about that. |