Tyler (zerozero)

Race #11

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Official speed 74.51 wpm (65.07 seconds elapsed during race)
Race Start May 3, 2019 2:49:05pm UTC
Race Finish May 3, 2019 2:50:11pm UTC
Outcome No win (4 of 5)
Opponents 1. hyper_racer (110.39 wpm)
3. guilledelmo (86.40 wpm)
Accuracy 97.0%
Points 89.41
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Most Americans do not own passports. They're not a naturally curious people. If you were to lock an American for sixty years in an empty underground bunker which contained nothing but a woolly tea cosy, the American would not even be curious enough to be tempted to see if the tea cosy would make a serviceable hat. They're far more likely to arrest the tea cosy, intern it illegally in Guantanamo Bay...